In a lighter vein, here’s one I knocked up myself – guess what I’m reading at the moment!<\/p>\n
\nThough seems unsolicited, this owlmail is a business proposal to you. I appreciate the fact that you have every reason to be suspension, please note this proposal is very real. I will employ you to read it with open mind and act in the best way as directed by your mind and instinct.<\/span><\/p>\n
My name is Amelia Bundweazel, Chief Operating Goblin (Magical Transactions) of Gringotts Bank (Durmstrang). It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual benefits to share with you. <\/span><\/p>\n
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In June, 2001, a late client of the bank, a Wealthy Wizard from the Ministry of Magic whom we presumed (rightly or wrongly) to be a relative of yours made a numbered fixed deposit of Twenty-one million Five Hundred Thousand Gold Galleons (GG 21,500,000.00) We later found out that he and his family had been killed in an unfortunate accident involving a mid-air collision between a Magical Defense Forces High Speed Dragon and their flying muggle car (A Reliant Robin).<\/span><\/p>\n
\n(See http:\/\/www.dailyprophet.com\/brknwz\/2001-020-20.htm<\/a> for details).<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<\/span><\/p>\n
After further investigation it was also discovered that he did not declare any next of kin and no one except me knows of his deposit in our bank and the secret password (\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHamza Scamza\u00e2\u20ac\u2122). So, the gold is still laying unclaimed deep in our vaults. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my bank, at the expiration of seven {7} years the gold will turn to ashes and the vault will disappear if nobody applies to claim the funds.<\/span><\/p>\n
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Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you to stand as the next of kin so that you will be able to receive the funds.<\/span><\/p>\n
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I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have a memory modification spell prepared that will show that you are his next of kin (AT NO COST OF YOURS), all that is required from you is to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that I can complete the spell. After you have been made the next of kin, I will help move the contents of the vault to your own, or made accessible to you with a Wizard Union\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 (Secure Floo Network) MTM spell. <\/span><\/p>\n
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There is no risk involved at all in this transaction, As a bank goblin, I am forbidden to reveal the banks secrets so I am taking a great risk in discussing this with you. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your vault, we shall share in the ratio of 50% for me, 40% for you and 20% for bribes to Dragons (but this can be subjected to further negotiations). I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. Please observe this instruction religiously. <\/span><\/p>\n
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Should you be interested please send me your,<\/span><\/p>\n
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1, Full Names,<\/span><\/p>\n
2, Current Contact Address,<\/span><\/p>\n
3, Bank Vault Personal Identification Spell (PIS)<\/span><\/p>\n
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And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address: Graham.crabbe@yahoo.wiz and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.<\/span><\/p>\n
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Kind Regards,<\/span><\/p>\n
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Amelia Bundweazel, <\/span><\/p>\n
Graham.crabbe@yahoo.wiz<\/span><\/p>\n
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